tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-191075582024-03-14T01:41:45.241-07:00Lotus MartinisA jaded party girl-cum-yoga babe ponders the universe... and finds it wanting.Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.comBlogger212125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-10155568025419727752020-08-04T16:14:00.000-07:002020-08-04T16:14:01.449-07:00more memories than dreams<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2UxS02trImQ/XynllXvgGjI/AAAAAAAACHM/0E9fXUA6TiEI2Hd2QA2nS1X8OPUJN8wqQCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/memories%2B2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1597" height="512" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2UxS02trImQ/XynllXvgGjI/AAAAAAAACHM/0E9fXUA6TiEI2Hd2QA2nS1X8OPUJN8wqQCLcBGAsYHQ/w399-h512/memories%2B2.jpg" width="399" /></a><h2 style="text-align: left;"><i> Someday you too will have more memories than dreams.</i><br /></h2></div><div style="margin-left: 40px; text-align: left;">Tomorrow will be the 10th anniversary of the death of my husband.</div><div style="margin-left: 40px; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="margin-left: 40px; text-align: left;">So much water has passed under that bridge, and over it. <br /></div><div style="margin-left: 40px; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="margin-left: 40px; text-align: left;">Beside it, surrounding it, overwhelming it. Destroying it. The bridge can no longer be crossed. But the swirling gray depths are dark and seductive, and beckon to me. Occasionally, I dive into those turbulent waters, but cannot make it to the other side. So I turn back, exhausted. Defeated. Unable to see the shore where once were welcoming arms. <br /></div><div style="margin-left: 40px; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="margin-left: 40px; text-align: left;">Today has been one of those occasional forays.<br /></div>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-22738073730172173812014-04-06T18:11:00.001-07:002014-04-06T18:11:26.444-07:00coyote moon<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Shit I Need to do This Year</span></b><br />
<b>an open letter to myself</b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: small;">In no particular order and strictly off the top of my head</span></b><br />
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* Botox. Get some. No one needs to look like that.<br />
* Closets. Edit. Extreme edit. Empty. <br />
* Weight. Lose it.<br />
* Gym. Three times a week. Minimum.<br />
* Be gentler to yourself, but not so easy. It's a fine line. Find it.<br />
* Stop being fat.<br />
* Stop being stupid.<br />
* Stop being ugly.<br />
* Ooops. See above.<br />
* FOCUS!!!!<br />
* Sewing; tablecloths, curtains, buttons.<br />
* Sculpting; steampunk.<br />
* Painting. Anything.. <br />
* Find a part-time job. Savings will not last forever, and poor, fat, old and ugly does not a winning combination make.<br />
* Stop that.<br />
* Voices in your head; don't listen to them. He loved you because he thought you were strong, smart and beautiful. Be at least half the woman he imagined you to be.<br />
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I just went in the back and looked in the guestroom dresser, searching for the fabric I bought in Paris to make a tablecloth. I realized, once again, as I heard myself form the phrase, "<i>the fabric I bought in Paris...</i>" how glamorous that sounded; what a wonderful life I have lived, what a priceless gift I have been given. I have loved and been well-loved, first by mom and dad, then by my husband. I have been treated generously and with kindness, even when I deserved it least. I have traveled far and with gusto; I have seen wondrous things and met memorable people. Up until the day Russ died, my life was full, and everything I needed it to be. I have been so fortunate in all things but one; that it had to come to an end. Even there I have been lucky; I had a good run. <br />
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That's life. I weep with gratitude to all those who gave so generously of themselves. I am still here in spite of my best efforts, and I need to make it matter. I still don't know how, but I have to find a way. I am alone, and I have chosen to be, rather than try and replace the irreplaceable. But there are still friends to enjoy and care for. There are still places to go and people to meet, and I don't want to crawl into my hermit hole, however cozy, content half-inhabiting a shadow life, just me, my dogs, some books and TV. I feel the allure of it, but that way lies waste<i>,</i> and would do a disservice to those who gave me so much. I have to do better. Such a cliche'<i>; live, love, laugh</i>. I cringe every time I hear it, or see it embossed on a stone, pillow or poster. And yet... oh, well. Happy New Year and Carpe diem, Gi. Get off your fat ass and do something.Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-42923247961648402882012-12-02T17:45:00.000-08:002012-12-04T01:40:08.257-08:00shadow of a girl<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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It's been cool and raining off and on all day ~ the clouds threatening above as the dogs walked me quickly around the block. I have to admit, this is my kind of weather. I'm just a dark and rainy day kinda girl. It makes me cheerful.<br />
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It's been ages since I've had the time to enjoy the better part of a Sunday just playing in paint. I used to love such days when my husband was around, laughing, critiquing, always encouraging. Now it seems there are constant chores and responsibilities to be dealt with, the serenity of a quiet weekend all but lost. Too much quiet, too little serenity.<br />
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But recently I've been indulging in an occasional mixed media art class in old downtown Orange with the lovely and talented <a href="http://www.happinesstransform.com/blog.html" target="_blank">Erna van Dyk</a>, who kindly guided me through this copy of her painting of a darkly elongated lady. As usual, I could not finish it by the end of a (generously extended) class; I am hoping to someday understand how to blend acrylic paints on canvas, as I seem to be horrible at it right now. One must work fairly quickly before the paints dry, and I can't even think as fast as paint dries. Too busy watching it, I guess. Fascinated. <br />
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Still, I worked on it today and, even though it is a lesser copy of someone else's art, I really like having my own 'shadow' of Erna's elegant lady. The slender figure seems to see something in the darkness, and I am grateful for her company on a quiet, rainy day. Serene at last.Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-17186797368148198272012-12-01T17:59:00.002-08:002012-12-01T17:59:50.997-08:00the moon, my shadow and me<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I haven't been writing very much lately, or painting or drawing or anything else of much consequence. I have, however, been doing my share of drinking, which I like to think of more as a hobby than a vice. My way of making the world a little happier place. You know, for me.<br />
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I am drawn to wine labels, not for their pedigree but for their design, which makes me an object of oenophiliptic contempt*, but one must amuse oneself somehow. I soak them off when I can, which lately is not as often as it used to be. They seem to be using some sort of rocket glue that cannot be removed with the help of blow torches, water, vinegar or time. They either remain pointlessly clinging to their vessels for all eternity or surrender completely, dissolving at once into nothingness. Existential bottles. Choose your path wisely.<br />
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When successful, I glue the more pliant labels to paper and doodle around the edges. Sometimes in the morning I like how they look. Sometimes I don't, but it doesn't really matter. Mostly, I am drawn to the moonlight and the shadows and the flowers and the wine.<br />
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<i>Drinking Alone Under the Moon</i><br />
<i>A translation of a poem by Li Bai (701-762 CE)</i><br />
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<i>Alone among the flowers with a jug of wine,</i><br />
<i>Without a single friend to drink with me,</i><br />
<i>I lift my glass and invite the bright moon to come</i><br />
<i>Join in—now the moon, my shadow and I make three.</i><br />
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<i>I know the moon is not a famous drinker,</i><br />
<i>My shadow’s toast no more than mimicry,</i><br />
<i>And yet for a little while the three of us</i><br />
<i>Carouse in springtime camaraderie.</i><br />
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<i>I sing, and the moon sways to and fro in rhythm;</i><br />
<i>I dance, and my shadow floats in harmony.</i><br />
<i>Drinking, we share our joys with one another;</i><br />
<i>After, we’ll need to find them separately.</i><br />
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<i>Let’s meet again, at the end of the Silver River, </i><br />
<i>And there, my friends, resume our revelry!</i><br />
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* a phrase I have almost certainly made up, and quite likeGigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-32064431991433231172012-03-20T00:35:00.009-07:002012-03-20T12:08:11.253-07:00green parrots<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q6nDZtWGkbw/T2g1O007IQI/AAAAAAAABw4/wl-pvXXT9uY/s1600/img%2B005%2Bv5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q6nDZtWGkbw/T2g1O007IQI/AAAAAAAABw4/wl-pvXXT9uY/s400/img%2B005%2Bv5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5721881855389278466" border="0" /></a><br />I brought orange roses and red geraniums.<br />Their edges glowed as if lit from within<br />infused by the winter sun.<br /><br />A flock of green parrots gathered noisily in a nearby tree<br />as the white dog lay placid.<br />Unperturbed.<br /><br />It was a moment I wanted to catch, but didn't quite.<br />The colors <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">leapt</span> and then bled,<br />a memory already fleeing.<br /><br />Like the shiny Mylar balloons affixed to graveside markers<br />that loudly exclaim,<br />"Happy Valentine's Day!"<br /><br />A pretty thought,<br />but highly unlikely<br />under the circumstances.Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-7715742945828764482012-03-09T20:15:00.002-08:002012-03-10T00:46:57.088-08:00project runway - primary edition<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3EQz9RyOyxs/T1sTeVOZ3PI/AAAAAAAABwo/T6yhNyA7x1U/s1600/Project%2BBurkha%2B5%2Bpanel%2Bfinal.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3EQz9RyOyxs/T1sTeVOZ3PI/AAAAAAAABwo/T6yhNyA7x1U/s400/Project%2BBurkha%2B5%2Bpanel%2Bfinal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5718185563691539698" border="0" /></a>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-19855769893605880072012-02-05T11:30:00.001-08:002012-03-20T12:05:36.420-07:00rescue me<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Lz31x_04dtA/Ty5BeukLjsI/AAAAAAAABvc/nlbUKHBeHfM/s1600/1st%2Bportrait7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 258px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Lz31x_04dtA/Ty5BeukLjsI/AAAAAAAABvc/nlbUKHBeHfM/s400/1st%2Bportrait7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705569774076661442" border="0" /></a><br />At some point it had to happen. I just couldn't stand being around me anymore. I needed to find someone who needed someone who needed to be found. Still, I can't say it was love at first sight.<br /><br />He came to the pound as 'Felix', a starving, mangy, parasite-ridden stray of dubious decent. He was called 'Wild Man' by the time the shelter people rescued him, and his picture shows a scrawny, badly shorn, befuddled but defiant little mutt. His foster mom, Tracy, told me she sat him down one day, told him his wanton behavior would have to stop and from that day forward he would no longer be known as the lunatic 'Wild Man' but as the aristocratic 'Reggie'.<br /><br />"He knew," she said. "The minute I told him his name was changed and he was to behave accordingly, he did. I swear to you, that dog speaks English." With an accent.<br /><br />I met him on Adoption Day at Petco. I thought he was kind of homely, and he thought the same of me. But there he was, front and center, pleading with everyone who came by, dancing tirelessly on his hind legs, thrusting his paws delicately forward, begging to be loved. I resisted, cuddling puppies and walking out with some of his handsomer mates. But those damp, yearning button eyes kept calling me back. I sensed a kindred soul. I took him home that night, my head filled with images of the things the two of us would do together: pictures of us climbing Half Dome in the fall, kayaking with the whales come spring, bicycling to Huntington Beach in summer; me in the basket with wind-whipped hair, he pedaling away furiously. Just a girl and her dog, sharing adventures, living the dream.<br /><br />So far, mostly, we laugh.<br /><br />It's been a couple if weeks now, and aside from some serious separation anxiety (<span style="font-style: italic;">Reg, I swear! I'm coming</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">back</span>!) he's happily settled in. We read the paper together in the morning, chuckle cozily at 'Modern Family' and '30 Rock' at night. We take long walks and marvel at all the things we never noticed when we used to walk alone. He reluctantly lets me take his picture, worrisome as the camera may be, and gnaws contentedly on his rawhide bone when I am being dull. We are good for each other. I chose him, and he rescued me. <span style="font-style: italic;">Thank you, crazy pound pup</span>. I needed that. I think I needed you.Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-652171498084621402012-01-10T11:43:00.000-08:002012-01-10T14:03:43.933-08:00another year<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QzSXI74CJ2o/TwyVDJLWGoI/AAAAAAAABus/Tsly6e4IxJc/s1600/peartini2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QzSXI74CJ2o/TwyVDJLWGoI/AAAAAAAABus/Tsly6e4IxJc/s400/peartini2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696091509952486018" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-size:85%;">Peartini Party (Tribute to Sandra Jones Campbell)</span><br /><br />I started this painting over 2 years ago. Russell posed the hands holding glasses for me, and it was on the easel when he died. I couldn't go near it for nearly a year. I couldn't bear the thought of painting on the patio, still expecting him to come out and peer over my shoulder on his way out the door to play golf.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">What do you think?</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">It's coming along. I think she's really going to like it.<br /><br />Thanks, honey!<br /><br />See you in a bit.<br /><br />Bye, sweetie.<br /><br /></span>I finally finished it in November, and gave it to my friend for her birthday. I do believe she liked it. I think it turned out pretty well (again, with apologies to <a href="http://www.artnet.com/artists/sandra%20jones-campbell/artworks">Sandra Jones Campbell</a>, whom I adore). I know it was extremely hard to let go of. I only wish he could have been there to give it to her.<br /><br />I miss him like hell.Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-67218295286210374892011-12-17T01:28:00.000-08:002011-12-17T01:35:12.651-08:00the presence of that absence is everywhere<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SOq9muXYcAk/TuxhL1ftgMI/AAAAAAAABuQ/kB0OFMw2PZQ/s1600/falling4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 246px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SOq9muXYcAk/TuxhL1ftgMI/AAAAAAAABuQ/kB0OFMw2PZQ/s400/falling4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5687027285428633794" border="0" /></a>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-5291261796185666072011-11-20T20:31:00.000-08:002011-11-20T21:40:57.786-08:00baby, it's cold inside<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nGnLUFDFoR0/TsnjsAxkVxI/AAAAAAAABuE/gOK2M-uNjy4/s1600/black%2Bveil7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 257px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nGnLUFDFoR0/TsnjsAxkVxI/AAAAAAAABuE/gOK2M-uNjy4/s400/black%2Bveil7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5677319150538872594" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1CLwnDhD_VE/TsnV1Y89bkI/AAAAAAAABt4/jZd6v1wlAKM/s1600/black%2Bveil5.jpg"><br /></a>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-77834250975386464662011-11-08T22:36:00.000-08:002011-11-10T22:32:34.983-08:00dia de los muertos<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5ulUwROdY0U/Try67gigeGI/AAAAAAAABto/7aG3jxmKh8M/s1600/dia%2Bde%2Bm.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 324px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5ulUwROdY0U/Try67gigeGI/AAAAAAAABto/7aG3jxmKh8M/s400/dia%2Bde%2Bm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5673615162089699426" border="0" /></a>Another day, another <a href="http://lotusmartinis.blogspot.com/2007/11/con-qu-soaste-anoche.html">Day of the Dead</a>. On Saturday, Robbie and I hit the event in Santa Ana, which featured dancing, face-painting, costumes and traditional altars in ebullient color and masks of the merry macabre. It is a festival that celebrates life and mocks death as a jaunty jester; inevitable but not inevitably permanent, as the spirits of the dearly departed are summoned and guided with offerings of food, drink, arts and entertainments, that they may once again partake of earthly delights and, if so inclined, intercede on behalf of their loved ones. Traditionally, marigolds are strewn from the cemetery to the door of the house, the better for souls to follow their yellow and orange-hued paths home. The ghosts are not seen, but their presence is felt, I am told, in the movement of tissue paper cutouts of wreaths, crosses and flowers.<br /><br />I had a great time. We laughed, we ate, we drank. We admired the beauty of the costumes and the wisdom of centuries. It's a melancholy sort of mirth, but all comedy is famously born of tragedy, and it is probably what has kept the human race from committing collective suicide over many a bad century. It is a warm, happy, familial festival that embraces the journey of mankind. Death may be inevitable, but love is eternal. Until, of course, the death of the last to love, who leaves none behind to build altars of devotion or flowers to light the way back to the warmth of the living. What, I wonder, becomes of them.<br /><br />I placed my marigolds, but no one followed the yellow brick road home to me. Must be the Santa Anas - those damn devil winds are blowing again. Not even the living are easy in their skins.Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-54456220056782109392011-10-09T13:04:00.000-07:002011-10-29T23:18:22.493-07:00snakes in a drainSo it's about 5:00 on a Friday afternoon. The sink in the guest bath had started backing up suddenly and severely. It was time to tackle the problem head on. Congratulating myself on my Rosy the Riveter-like self-sufficiency, I plunged in, sans plunger. I pulled out the plug and poured baking soda and vinegar down the drain. 20 minutes later I poured a pot of boiling water down the hole, but still the drain did not flow. I fished around with my fingers, pulling out a tangled bit of dark hair. Disgusted but determined, I put my fingers in deeper, this time pulling out a long, slick mass.<br /><br />"This is coming out awfully...<span style="font-style: italic;">sleekly</span>," I thought. And continued to pull.<br /><br />That was when I saw the eyes. I screamed. It lay there. "<span style="font-style: italic;">What the f*#k is that</span>?!" I yelled at the offending basin. I ran to the kitchen. I poured myself a beer. I tiptoed back to the bathroom and peered from the doorway. Yep. That is exactly what the f*#k that was.<br /><br />I called my brother.<br /><br />"Is this a bad time?" I always ask that when I call people, because it always is. There is never a good time to hear from me. I always seem to be either hysterical or depressed. Occasionally both.<br /><br />"Kinda. I've got a gig, and I'm just about there. What's up?"<br /><br />I told him. He laughed.<br /><br />"So pull it out!"<br /><br />"I CAN'T! It's too horrible! I can't go near it!"<br /><br />"What do you want me to do?"<br /><br />"I want you to come and get <span style="font-style: italic;">this mother*#%ing snake</span> out of <span style="font-style: italic;">my mother*#%ing </span>drain!"<br /><br />I should mention my brother's gig happens to be in Texas, where he also happens to most inconveniently live.<br /><br />"Gi, you just have to man-up, grow a pair, and get it out of there yourself. You can do it. Look, I'm here; gotta go. I'll call you later."<br /><br />I poured another beer. Went into the bathroom, turned my head, pointed my phone at the sink and took a picture. Tried to imagine growing a pair and just yanking it out of there. Went back to the kitchen, grabbed a roll of paper towels, a plastic bag and a pair of tongs. Thought deep thoughts.<br /><br />Went to the cupboard, found half a Xanax and washed it down with beer. Which of course you should never do. Watched TMZ, which you should also never do. <span style="font-style: italic;">Ah, Kim Kardashian, you beautiful, privileged moron. I'll bet you never had to slay your own dragons. </span><br /><br />I, on the other hand, am Pioneer Woman - sturdy, pragmatic, brave and strong. I am my own Knight in Shining yoga pants, fearless, flexible and a little fuzzy around the edges. I grabbed the tongs, marched into the bathroom, threw a couple of yards of paper toweling over the wretched creature and pulled. It...broke. Undaunted, I tossed the mess into the bag and trotted it out to the bin.<br /><br />Proudly, I went back to the bathroom, turned on the faucet and watched the water flow as freely as Niagara Falls in springtime. I so totally <span style="font-style: italic;">rock</span>, I thought.<br /><br />And then I noticed that the water was freely flowing out through the drain and onto the floor. No, I don't know what it is yet. But you can be sure of one thing. Somebody's about to get an inconvenient call.<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7YTv3QQsZN0/TpFgcL5Q-rI/AAAAAAAABpM/ANHWmC1WivQ/s1600/2011%2B10%2B08%2B001-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7YTv3QQsZN0/TpFgcL5Q-rI/AAAAAAAABpM/ANHWmC1WivQ/s400/2011%2B10%2B08%2B001-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5661412243927005874" border="0" /></a>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-87101728617428500832011-10-01T21:06:00.000-07:002011-10-02T23:38:53.131-07:00Wanting Memories<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aUuejNSDxu8/TofhSHFQpnI/AAAAAAAABo4/AePvSdV7alg/s1600/kitchen%2Bbookcase2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-aUuejNSDxu8/TofhSHFQpnI/AAAAAAAABo4/AePvSdV7alg/s400/kitchen%2Bbookcase2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5658739158069323378" border="0" /></a>I am sitting here wanting memories to teach me,<br />To see the beauty in the world through my own eyes.<br />I am sitting here wanting memories to teach me,<br />To see the beauty in the world through my own eyes.<br /><br />You used to rock me in the cradle of your arms,<br />You said you'd hold me till the pains of life were gone.<br />You said you'd comfort me in times like these and now I need you,<br />Now I need you, and you are gone.<br /><br />I am sitting here wanting memories to teach me,<br />To see the beauty in the world through my own eyes.<br />Since you've gone and left me, there's been so little beauty,<br />But I know I saw it clearly through your eyes.<br /><br />Now the world outside is such a cold and bitter place,<br />Here inside I have few things that will console.<br />And when I try to hear your voice above the storms of life,<br />Then I remember all the things that I was told.<br /><br />I am sitting here wanting memories to teach me,<br />To see the beauty in the world through my own eyes.<br />I am sitting here wanting memories to teach me,<br />To see the beauty in the world through my own eyes.<br /><br /><span class="b-lyrics-from-signature"> ~~~ from <span style="font-style: italic;">Wanting Memories</span>, by Kealii Reichel<br /><br /></span><span class="b-lyrics-from-signature">[ <a href="http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kealii_reichel/wanting_memories.html">full Lyrics</a><a href="http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kealii_reichel/wanting_memories.html"> here </a>]</span>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-9599281442522965652011-09-12T17:30:00.000-07:002011-09-13T23:58:52.858-07:00saturday<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DBx9eAGRbCs/Tm3N01_JdVI/AAAAAAAABow/9mFZ46TopC0/s1600/light%2Bcrp4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 356px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DBx9eAGRbCs/Tm3N01_JdVI/AAAAAAAABow/9mFZ46TopC0/s400/light%2Bcrp4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5651399415148672338" border="0" /></a><br />Question: How many Me does it take to change a light bulb?<br /><br />Answer: Just one, but it takes 4 1/2 hours.<br /><br />In my defense, the bulb had broken off in an odd way from the silver tread-thingy and required some unusual light bulb-changing handiwork and possibly tools, of which I could find none. Or at least none suitable, which caused me to use my fingers and what's left of my nails. Which caused my brother to groan long distance as I balanced barefoot on the sink, holding the phone in one hand and jamming the other into the light socket with random precision. I am almost sure he groaned because he feared for my safety, and not because I call him every time something that needs to be done appears to call for a tool of some sort. And by that I mean no disrespect.<br /><br />I needed needle-nosed pliers and had no idea where they were, but my nails are usually there at the tips of my fingers, although not always, and what's a little jolt of electrical current now and then? Frankly, I found it invigorating.<br /><br />Of course, once I was up there and saw all the accumulated dirt of days gone-by, I was forced to drag out all the requisite equipment and scrub the room from top to bottom. And also plunge the sink, which I would like to point out is not my area of expertise. And while I do not have an actual area of expertise, I can now state with some certainty that this is not it. Still water runs, languidly.<br /><br />Having no one to congratulate me on my new-found plumbing and electrical skills, I did what any Really Occasional Housewife of Orange County would do; I drew a picture of it. Wrote about and Photoshopped it; pinned a medal on it. Gave myself a Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval and a merit scholarship. Imagined a reality show featuring me changing light bulbs and unplugging drains. Green-lit the project, in which I will be played by Susan Sarandon, because I really want to be her.<br /><br />Naturally, I had to blog the entire process. Then question the wisdom of doing most, if not all, of the above.<br /><br />4 1/2 hours. And people wonder why I never clean anymore.Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-36307522470390021102011-09-04T22:46:00.000-07:002011-09-05T00:35:58.745-07:00flip flop foe fum<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RsKK4ZFBex0/TmRwnGzr4fI/AAAAAAAABoQ/7oF83jL6Rq0/s1600/broken%2Btoe%2B9_edited-1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 243px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RsKK4ZFBex0/TmRwnGzr4fI/AAAAAAAABoQ/7oF83jL6Rq0/s400/broken%2Btoe%2B9_edited-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5648763649774051826" border="0" /></a>It's been so long since I cleaned my house, I have apparently forgotten how.
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<br />So as I flew around, barefoot, trying to get the place looking pretty and perfect for my first attempt at having a couple of our old friends over since last we entertained I ran, at some speed, into the leg of the kitchen table. It hurt so badly I cried for a moment, and then continued on my way, from vacuum to mower to grill. All of this was so much easier and infinitely more fun as a team effort, but the show must go on. Or so I am told. Some do, anyway. We'll see.
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<br />Now the little toe is almost certainly broken as, two weeks later, I can't put on heels, runners or shoes of any kind. I am living in these whimsical pink camouflage flip flops that I bought at WalMart around 2007, and which I now count among my most treasured possessions.
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<br />Yes, that weird shape is a bunion. And no, I don't care. Stilettos are my last vice. Nearly my last vice. One of my last four vices. Top five, and quit counting.
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<br />On Tuesday I have jury duty. Again. I think the pink camo flip flops might finally get me off. <span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;">I</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>certainly wouldn't want them deciding anyone's fate.
<br />Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-12938614340768977702011-08-24T12:25:00.000-07:002011-08-24T12:40:26.713-07:00sunflowers for Russ<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HrX7LSTABBk/TlVRxBpVqMI/AAAAAAAABoA/rzkTQymnu-c/s1600/sunflowers%2Bfor%2BRuss6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 292px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HrX7LSTABBk/TlVRxBpVqMI/AAAAAAAABoA/rzkTQymnu-c/s400/sunflowers%2Bfor%2BRuss6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5644507610676046018" border="0" /></a>
<br />I bought these flowers to bring to the cemetery on Saturday, but didn't make it before my guests arrived. So I put them on the patio table that I used to use for painting, and kept glancing at them all night long. They looked so determinedly cheerful.<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span> Come to the party, sweetie. We need you.</span> I need you.
<br />Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-75683089386023741532011-08-08T21:15:00.000-07:002011-08-09T01:02:17.201-07:00the widow throws down<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZGj06LCWyIU/TkDbEf1KVZI/AAAAAAAABn4/oKeiz6VNkpY/s1600/widow%2Bf3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZGj06LCWyIU/TkDbEf1KVZI/AAAAAAAABn4/oKeiz6VNkpY/s400/widow%2Bf3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5638747603778295186" border="0" /></a>Granted, I did not plan the page out very carefully. Pretty poorly, in fact. It is as messy and overwrought as grief itself. Well, not quite as ugly as that, really, but it was cathartic. I was trying something new, and I have decided to like it anyway. The subject is damaged but defiant; she will be wounded, yes, but she will bear her wounds <span>in her own fashion</span>. If she has to defy the laws of physics and man, then<span style="font-style: italic;"> by god</span> she <span>will</span>.
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<br />But she will do it in a tasteful mini widow's weave, because the laws of style are a different issue entirely, and not to be trifled with. There are rules, people.
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<br />I continue to have a lot of problems with pen <span style="font-style: italic;">v</span> paint <span style="font-style: italic;">v </span>glue <span style="font-style: italic;">v </span>scissors<span style="font-style: italic;"> v</span> paper (yes, I am such a skilled artisan that all my materials are actually at war). In this battle there can be no winners, only collateral damage. Because apparently, <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">THE WIDOW</span> also <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">DOES NOT LIKE TO READ INSTRUCTIONS</span>!
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<br />Muddy colors and sticky fingers ensue.
<br />Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-81465760563342794142011-07-19T23:56:00.000-07:002011-07-20T23:19:38.552-07:00unpredictable<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ezDGN2fk3_8/TicVH3jsB-I/AAAAAAAABmo/TFtQlV863Fg/s1600/landscape.jpg"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AXkNNeXgtdo/TicUY5zEBZI/AAAAAAAABmg/ltdqmjYKQm8/s1600/kayak7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AXkNNeXgtdo/TicUY5zEBZI/AAAAAAAABmg/ltdqmjYKQm8/s400/kayak7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631492277114504594" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">This is my life now. Absurd but unpredictable. Not absurd because unpredictable but unpredictable because absurd. If I have lost the meaning of my life, and the love of my life, I might still find small treasured things amid the spilled and pilfered trash.</span><br /><br /> ~ Joyce Carol Oates, "A Widow's Story"<br /><br />I went up to Big Bear Lake to go kayaking this weekend with a friend.<br /><br />We arrived early enough in the day, checked into our disappointingly adequate room and headed out the door. She turned toward the lake. I turned toward the village.<br /><br />"Don't you want to check out the marina?" she asked.<br /><br />"Let's have a drink first," I replied.<br /><br />It is a phrase I hear myself saying rather often of late. It should make me feel badly, I suppose, seeking this most pedestrian of refuges. Frankly, it does not. I should probably be calling an agent and seeking treatment with the good Dr. Drew or, even more onerously, the bad Dr. Phil, but I do not. I have my dignity. And I am cheerful when imbibing, in ways I am not when entirely clearheaded. My mind goes blurry around the edges and for a little while I can almost remember who I used to be.<br /><br />My friend eyed me dubiously. "Well, okay. One drink." We struck off in search of a quaint little pub. What we found was an adorable little biker bar whose clientele proved to be a welcoming blend of friendly locals and even friendlier tourists. She ordered a cocktail. I sprang for a beer. We were served by a barmaid called Charlie, who wore her cherry-red hair, hot pants topped by a belt of shining silver and 60 some-odd years like a sparkling tiara. I became very cheerful indeed.<br /><br />At some point the next morning, we went kayaking.<br /><br />I floated dreamily on a bed of lily pads as electric blue dragonflies hovered and silver-lit fish of indeterminate species leapt above the water. A tour boat modeled to look like a pirate ship listed by, a papier-mache deckhand swinging in the rigging. I dipped my hands in the water and rolled gently in the pirate ship's wake.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">This is my life now. Absurd but unpredictable. </span>If I have lost everything, I may yet find small treasured things. Or small things to treasure. Somehow, it will have to be enough.<br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-McieOUu2fus/TicTYIZB10I/AAAAAAAABmY/zpv7rz69a_4/s1600/lily%2Bpads%2Bclsp.jpg"><br /></a><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ezDGN2fk3_8/TicVH3jsB-I/AAAAAAAABmo/TFtQlV863Fg/s1600/landscape.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ezDGN2fk3_8/TicVH3jsB-I/AAAAAAAABmo/TFtQlV863Fg/s320/landscape.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5631493083966998498" border="0" /></a>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-8550495993288171102011-05-10T01:52:00.000-07:002011-05-10T02:41:08.785-07:00unshared melody<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3aTuI14IV_8/TckHpl1A5jI/AAAAAAAABlc/Umdcc9dA5-c/s1600/watercolo%2Brboats%2Bw%2Btext%2B7%2Bcopy.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 294px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3aTuI14IV_8/TckHpl1A5jI/AAAAAAAABlc/Umdcc9dA5-c/s400/watercolo%2Brboats%2Bw%2Btext%2B7%2Bcopy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605019622349792818" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IJae3Mbm2o4/Tcj9Nn_tFOI/AAAAAAAABk0/KmCqTD6A_dM/s1600/watercolo%2Brboats%2Bw%2Btext6%2Bcopy.jpg"><br /></a>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-87022579999868721832011-04-03T15:22:00.000-07:002011-05-21T15:08:34.010-07:00down at the grill<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">We'd ordered our drinks, a vodka and tonic for him, a white wine for me.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"Now, I'll let you draw my picture," he said, leaning back in the booth with a playful smile.</span><br /><br />This is the reason we came to the Macaroni Grill. For the fresh bread, coated in rosemary and oil, and because he loved their mushroom ravioli. And because they encourage you to draw on the butcher paper tablecloths. I always drew him. It was part of the ritual.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"I never get your nose right," I said.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">"You always make it too big," he said, eyes twinkling, as I hacked away with red and green crayons, the only two colors I ever seem to get. "Why is it always too big?"</span><br /><br />I think I held up my wine and took a deep drink. <span style="font-style: italic;"> "This could have something to do with it!" </span>We both smiled. The drinks made me a better a artist and he a more entertaining subject, we always thought, or at least until the light of day.<br /><br />I can still him sitting across from me, fed, relaxed and happy, basking in the glow of his wife's </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">undivided attention</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">. Did it happen often enough, I wonder, that I so flattered him</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">? When I go back in my mind, I try to make it so. In my mind's eye, I am always telling him how much I love him.<br /><br />Rising from the table, he asks the waiter, as he always did, "Well, does it look like me?"<br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I know he asks this for my benefit, not his. He wants to hear me complimented. </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">The waiter obliges, as always, indicating that it is indeed a very handsome likeness of a very handsome man, or words to that effect. We tip well.<br /><br />It is not, in fact, a particularly good likeness - I did not get his nose right, yet again, and he looks much older than he ever did - but I tore the picture from the table and took it home anyway, thinking I might be able to work it up to something better. A week later to the day he was gone.<br /><br />I've been using the picture as a totem ever since. I displayed it at the memorial service, explaining to all who inquired; <span style="font-style: italic;">We were going there that night! I was going to draw him again...only better this time.</span><br /><br />It has become the talisman with which I try to make time stand still. I mess with it and play with it and torture it beyond recognition.<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>I stop today only because the paper can take no more, and is puckering and tearing in protest. </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">How I've managed to age him! <span>His eyes have gone funny<span style="font-style: italic;"> </span>and his mouth is all wrong.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> I'm sorry, honey.</span> </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />So I will put it under glass, because that is what the widow does with the myriad minuscule moments in time, moments tiny and tender that will be no more. That we can't stop yearning for or let go of, no matter how tortured they become.<br /><br /></span></span><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C9tE1_UiF0A/Tdg3rQcd9bI/AAAAAAAABl0/9XJ2CzpS8Ao/s1600/russ%2Bat%2Bmacaroni%2Bgrill%2Bcard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 315px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-C9tE1_UiF0A/Tdg3rQcd9bI/AAAAAAAABl0/9XJ2CzpS8Ao/s320/russ%2Bat%2Bmacaroni%2Bgrill%2Bcard.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5609294552178226610" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-43955338566487607422011-02-05T18:32:00.000-08:002011-02-05T20:38:15.723-08:00in brief<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/TU4ll0FxoQI/AAAAAAAABjs/MsTqwJB8GQg/s1600/russ%2Bkitchen3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 307px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/TU4ll0FxoQI/AAAAAAAABjs/MsTqwJB8GQg/s400/russ%2Bkitchen3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570431120672137474" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >It's been awhile since I've written. There are many reasons, the primary being that, at least since August, I have been paralyzed by a grief I feel barely able to survive, let alone write about. I have no desire to describe it here, nor could I. It is feral, personal and inarticulate. Sometimes the ache is so great I believe I could die of it. I will it. Some days are better or worse than others. I will either learn to live with it, or not. I state the facts here now </span><span style=";font-family:sans-serif,Helvetica,Geneva,Arial,SunSans-Regular;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">not to elicit words of pity nor even encouragement; I've no use for the former and will only take the latter as a denial of reality as I've described it, and be resentful. It is what it is. I write only </span></span><span style=";font-family:sans-serif,Helvetica,Geneva,Arial,SunSans-Regular;font-size:100%;" >so <span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >that I might be able to use this space again without the sense that I am hiding a central fact of my life. </span></span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:sans-serif,Helvetica,Geneva,Arial,SunSans-Regular;font-size:100%;" ><br /><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >That life ended on a beautiful summer's day six months ago, the day my husband died. He had a massive coronary while mowing the lawn. We had had plans to go out to dinner; earlier that afternoon</span></span><span style=";font-family:sans-serif,Helvetica,Geneva,Arial,SunSans-Regular;font-size:100%;" > I'd <span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >entered the den where he was watching golf. Looking up, he'd grinned broadly & exclaimed, "Hi, </span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >Gor</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >geous!" I laughed. Later, when I finally went out front to look for him, slightly impatient because he hadn't yet come in to shower and change I found him, </span></span><span style=";font-family:sans-serif,Helvetica,Geneva,Arial,SunSans-Regular;font-size:100%;" >slumped against a side gate</span><span style=";font-family:sans-serif,Helvetica,Geneva,Arial,SunSans-Regular;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > </span>in a corner of the yard, the lawnmower standing silently nearby. The police, paramedics and fire engines came and he was taken to the hospital, but I knew in my heart that he was gone when I found him.<br /><br />He was my love, my light and my life. Whatever joy there was in this world ended for me on that sunny afternoon by the garden gate on an emerald green lawn, shielded behind a white oleander whose draping boughs I loathed to be trimmed.</span> </span><span style=";font-family:sans-serif,Helvetica,Geneva,Arial,SunSans-Regular;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" >His loss has been devastating.</span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">My husband was a wonderful man, a true gentleman; funny and playful; honest, strong, smart and kind. As one speaker at his funeral put it, a 'real class act'. Everyone liked him. He </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">was legendary for the stories he could tell about growing </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">up in Chicago; storie</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">s about working the freight docks and railroad yards; the exploits of he and his buddies: Otho, Danny, Jake the Bake, Marco <span>the Greek God</span> Giannopolis; 'the one-eyed guy from the Three-Eye league' and all the boys of Red's Bar.<br /><br />He served in the army and once had a tryout for a pro ball team. He was good too; he would have made it, but responsibilities back home beckoned and he chose to cut out early, losing his shot at the big leagues. That's just the kind of guy he was. He saw Ella and Duke at the <span style="font-style: italic;">Blue Note</span>, Elvis in Vegas. He had an adventurous spirit, great intellectual curiosity and in his youth traveled solo to distant places. I fell in love with his stories and the man who could tell them with an easy, self-effacing charm. I was honored and grateful that such a man could love me so. I still am. I adored him. I still do.<br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">My husband and I were selfish as a couple, in the sense that we never needed a lot of other people in our lives. We had no children, no relatives living close by and although we thoroughly enjoyed a small, amiable group of friends with whom we played, dined and planned parties, our lives revolved almost solely around each other. We lived in one another's pockets, I don’t think either one of us realized to what extent. We were enough for each other. </span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />He loved baseball, golf, reading, crossword puzzles and me. Mostly, he loved me. He was my best friend, protector and number one fan. Alone, we were ridiculously corny, sentimental and happy. We made each other laugh. He brought me coffee in bed every morning and sang a song he'd made up to the tune of <span style="font-style: italic;">'My Darling Clementine</span>'. He loved it when I drew his picture; the painting above of him reading the paper in the blue and white tiled kitchen he designed was his favorite. I loved his gentleness, his strength and his passion; the way his face lit up when I walked into the room. </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">We rarely</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> ran out of conversation; our silences were filled with the whispered dialogue of contentment. Our union was a joy and a gift and a refuge for 27 years. But now one is gone, and the other is left with little to live for. Except remember, and mourn.<br /><br /></span></span><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/TUxzaG4KLpI/AAAAAAAABi8/1lVbouN519s/s1600/key%2BwestSKETCH9.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 163px; height: 201px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/TUxzaG4KLpI/AAAAAAAABi8/1lVbouN519s/s320/key%2BwestSKETCH9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5569953731510414994" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><br /></span>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-15545838196182110952010-05-04T15:37:00.000-07:002010-05-07T14:40:42.076-07:00you only hurt the ones you love<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/S-CW8gXNeuI/AAAAAAAABiE/sG94MOxt-WE/s1600/Dru+Holland+Dutch+oven.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/S-CW8gXNeuI/AAAAAAAABiE/sG94MOxt-WE/s400/Dru+Holland+Dutch+oven.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467535913851386594" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">One of my mother's favorite things to do whenever we were together was to go 'antiquing'. In Mom's case it was less about the antiques themselves than it was searching for the lost items of her memories ~ tiny porcelain dolls; delicate embroidery and tablecloths, dusty wooden washboards; irons made of, well, iron.<br /><br />Often the items that caught her fancy were kitchen tools; often they were tools that her own mother might have used. And almost always she'd want to buy me something. Always, I declined. I am not entirely certain why.<br /><br />Part of me wanted her to save her money, although for what, now, I cannot say. Thriftiness was a habit she had so deeply instilled in me that I couldn't let it go, even when it ceased to have purpose for her.<br /><br />Part of me didn't want her to think that I took her shopping just to get gifts, something she would have been justified in suspecting given her experience of my youthful self. I am sorry to say that a more spoiled, selfish and acquisitive young woman would have been difficult to find. In fact, had cultural mores been then what they are today, I probably would have warranted my own reality show.<br /><br />Long ago, Mom and I were out shopping when she found a large, cast-iron pot in a local shop. "Oh, it's a STEAL at $30!" exclaimed the proprietress, going in for the hard sell rather quickly, I thought. "It's an <span style="font-style: italic;">excellent</span> deal!"<br /><br />Well, maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. I only know that moments before, I had been examining some Spode "collectible" plates which the woman had priced at $29 that I had, just days before, spotted at TJ Maxx for $7.99. This sort of thing irritates me; I understand that there's a sucker born every minute, but it angers me when people blatantly attempt to take advantage of this sad fact. And it infuriates me when they seem to be insinuating that, by my very presence in such an establishment, I might just be one them.<br /><br />So when my dear little mother said, "I want to buy it for you!" I could barely conceal my disdain.<br /><br />"No Ma, I don't <span style="font-style: italic;">WANT</span> it," I said, with little grace. Absolutely no grace, in truth. "Do <span style="font-style: italic;">not</span> buy it," I sniffed coldly, as if I were doing her a favor by depriving her of the pleasure of giving something she valued to her graceless, boorish daughter. I can still see the disappointed sadness in her eyes. It breaks my heart to remember it. I do not know how people forgive themselves for the myriad small cruelties we inflict upon those who deserve it least. I can't. <span style="font-style: italic;">We can only learn from our mistakes</span>, I tell myself, <span style="font-style: italic;">that we may go forth and injure no more</span>. This may be true. But it remains that there are countless such moments I would give my life to take back. If only I could.<br /><br />Of course, I cannot go antiquing without thinking of my mother and fortunately, the overwhelming majority of my memories of our outings together are happy ones. But it was this moment that came immediately to mind when I spotted a large enameled cast iron pot in one tidy little stall.<br /><br />"A dutch oven!" I exclaimed excitedly to my shopping companion, Robbie. "Do you know how much these things are worth? This is an <span style="font-style: italic;">excellent</span> buy! It's practically a STEAL!"<br /><br />"You should buy it," she said, nodding agreeably. "You never buy anything."<br /><br />It's true. And I did. In my mind, I finally let Mom buy it for me. Her birthday was April 30th, and she would have been 97 years old. This weekend I made a 6.5 pound garlic and fennel pork in my new vintage Dru Holland dutch oven, slow-roasted over a period of 10 hours, during which the house filled with the aromas of cooking and the sweet melancholy of memory. The results were delectable. Mom would have been happy, I think.<br /><br />Miss you still.<br /><br /></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/S-CW9FZ_WaI/AAAAAAAABiM/M3jYePpqENU/s1600/garlic+and+fennel+pork+roast.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/S-CW9FZ_WaI/AAAAAAAABiM/M3jYePpqENU/s400/garlic+and+fennel+pork+roast.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467535923795155362" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-8133300704307338392010-04-19T18:00:00.000-07:002010-04-19T20:53:54.823-07:00it's my party and I'll cry if I want to<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I consider myself a cheerful person</span></span>, <span style="font-family:verdana;">in a restrained, melancholic sort of way. I am happy, with reservations.</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">Life is hard and then you die, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy yourself while you're here. Really, it's the best you can do.</span> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />Unfettered joy, on the other hand, is an unsustainable and entirely irrational state of being for adult humans, suitable only for Sufi mystics and Labrador retrievers.</span></span> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I'm not even sure it's wise. Sadness is a condition of life, not a side effect that can and should be avoided at all costs with the proper combination of drugs, exercise and frequent applications of anti-fungal cream. To love is to lose. To live is to mourn. I think, therefore I'm mildly bummed.<br /><br />In an interview I cannot now find but which I heard recently on NPR and am pretty sure I did <span style="font-style: italic;">not</span> make up, a noted professional of some sort discussed at great length the benefits of sadness, which included improved attention to detail, complete focus on working through grief or difficulty; heightened awareness and acceptance of others and an increased tendency toward self-reflection resulting, in some cases, in greater creative self-expression. Without misery, there would be less art. No blues, no 'blue period'. No blues, no <span style="font-style: italic;">Blues</span>. Period.<br /><br />And yet pop culture is awash lately with perky enablers on this</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> wanton quest for unrelenting gladness.</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"> </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">In <a href="http://articles.latimes.com/2010/mar/11/opinion/la-oe-daum11-2010mar11"><span style="font-style: italic;">A Lot of Happy Talk</span></a>, Times columnist Meghan Daum considers the hordes of </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">people who are so clearly anxious to tell the rest of us how to be happy. Because they are. No <span style="font-style: italic;">really</span>, they <span>are</span>! Dammit.<br /></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" ><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">"I don't mean fleeting moments of happiness, the kind that can waft by as you dance at your wedding or watch your child lead his soccer team to victory. I'm talking about people who are always announcing how happy they are: The friend who meets you for lunch once a year and spends the whole time evangelizing about her constant self-actualized joy. The person on Facebook who reports on the bliss rendered by his most recent meal of wood-fired flatbread and organic litchis. These people are exactly what Gertrude meant when she said to Hamlet: "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:verdana;">Amen, sister. <br /><br />Daum cite</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >s "The Nine Rooms of Happiness" </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">by</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" > </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">Danziger</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" > </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">and Birndorf</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" > </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">and</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-style: italic;"> "The Happiness Project" </span></span><span style="font-family:verdana;">by Gretchen Rubin as prime examples of this stridently cheerful</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" > </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">crowd. According to Rubin, making your bed every morning is key, although</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" > </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">as Daum points out</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >, </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">as</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" > </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">the wife of a hedge-fund manager living in a 3 story Manhattan townhouse</span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >, </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">it's a little hard to imagine the author having to make her own bed in the morning in an effort to try and positively motivate her day. But I'm sure her maid is ecstatic<span style="font-style: italic;">.</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I've no studies to prove it and have yet to write a book on the subject (although lack of evidence need not hinder any quest for self-help tome authorship) but it has been my experience that, barring neurological or chemical imbalances creating chronic and treatable dissonance, most people are about as happy as they choose to be.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Naturally, there are those who take a good thing too far.<br /><br />For these people, there is <span style="font-style: italic;">Despondex</span>.</span></span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jd4tugPM83c&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jd4tugPM83c&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19107558.post-22568728561778256702010-02-08T15:07:00.000-08:002010-02-08T15:55:46.577-08:00sunday, painting Dad<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/S3CO0ARMnII/AAAAAAAABg0/4PM6TtSeoq8/s1600-h/2010+02+07+Dad+watercolor4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 390px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QVoXVC5yf8s/S3CO0ARMnII/AAAAAAAABg0/4PM6TtSeoq8/s400/2010+02+07+Dad+watercolor4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436001774312660098" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">I've been meaning to do a painting of my Dad ever since I finished the one of Mom several months ago. As a couple they were inseparable, and I just know that somewhere out there in the vastness of an uncomprehending universe they are sitting around, drinking coffee, enjoying a nice piece of <span style="font-style: italic;">Entenmann's</span> crumb cake or maybe a honey bun or two and wondering why their daughter hasn't yet made them a matched set. The truth is, I wasn't sure if I could catch a likeness. My father was a handsome, funny, charming man, and a Sunday painter like me. His portrait has to be just-so. So I keep putting it off.<br /><br />But the rains and my own lack of ambition have kept me from painting outdoors for the last couple of weekends, outdoors being the only place I can deal with the smell and mess of the oils, and yesterday was still a little too cool. So I dragged the watercolors down from the guestroom closet and tried a tiny (4x4") sketch at the dining room table, based on a photo I took on a long-ago trip back home. The plan is to make a 12 X12" canvas to compliment Mom's in style and intent. I'm pretty awful with watercolor, always using too much <span style="font-style: italic;">water</span> and mushing up the <span style="font-style: italic;">color</span>, but I'm actually pretty pleased with this first attempt</span></span>. <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />It's not perfect, and I need to adapt on the canvas in order to show his casually crossed arms and the WWII era tattoo that was such a part of who he was. But it looks like <span style="font-family:verdana;">him.</span></span></span> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">It feels like him.</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> I may be able to come up with a matched set after all.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Oh, and the <span style="font-style: italic;">New Orleans Saints</span> came marching in too ~ </span><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" >Laissez</span><em style="font-family: verdana; font-style: italic;"></em><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:verdana;" > les bon temps roulez!</span></span> <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Hip hip <span style="font-style: italic;">hooray</span>!</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br />A very happy Sunday overall.</span></span>Gigihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02651527173284826294noreply@blogger.com2