snapshot laguna

Some days you just need to get away. One of the things I love about living in southern California is the fact that a head full of salt air, an eyeful of color and a heart overflowing with poetry (very bad poetry to be sure, but poetry nevertheless) are only about a 20 minute ride away in pretty much any direction. Far and away my favorite play day-runaway destination is Laguna Beach, an enchanted isle of a place so cool it once had it's very own TV show.

Unfortunately for Laguna, the show was populated by some stunningly uncool airheads so tedious in their narcissism, so crashingly dull in their entitled stupidity that no one could stand their company for more than 10 minutes at a time, with commercials. The series was mercifully cancelled and, I believe, all the offending parties properly euthanized. The city, it seems was not ready for it's closeup.

But it has always gloried in the long shot, it's sun-drenched beauty a heady magnet for artists and dreamers for the past hundred or so years. On Thursday, Turk and I headed for the coast with some grand ideas about playing a round of golf at Aliso Creek, one of the loveliest little executive (read short and easy) courses I've ever seen. The first time I ever played there, I looked up into the early morning mist and beheld a deer poised high on a hill, staring off into the distance, watching my ball. It was positively magical, although I did lose that ball.

Our hopes of repeating the experience were dashed in the pro shop, where we were told there would be no tee times available until after 5:00 pm. We retired to the bar for a bite and a beer on the odd chance something would open up. It didn't. Disappointed, we were forced to head for the beach.

Everywhere we looked were photographers and models. A family of six hammed it up for a laughing shooter on the beach, capturing a day well-spent basking in the sun. Not far away a stunning brunette posed languidly in a red bikini at surf's edge, reclining for her cameraman in the last thin line of liquid orange light. Further down the beach a golden couple, lean and tanned and dressed in matching white, romped down the beach, spontaneously jumping into a playful piggyback ride. Take after take after take.

"Wedding photos," I informed Turk, who smiled, ever the romantic.

"That'll be nice," he said.


The romantic in me sighed, a sad but sweet little sigh, thinking they'll cherish those pictures forever.

The cynic in me chided, they'll cost more than their first mortgage and will be burned in the divorce.

They duked it out for a moment, the Romantic and the Cynic, against the glory of the setting sun. Given the circumstances the Romantic inevitably won, but then the contest had clearly been rigged. I took a picture.

A little guy who, up until that moment had been lost in the wonder of a yellow butterfly kite, came running over shouting, "Cheeeese! CHEEEEESE!"

"Alex, she's not taking your picture!" his mother admonished.

But I'm flexible. "I think I have to now, since he's being so obliging," I laughed.

"Cheese!" smiled Alex.

Alex is ready for his close-up.